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Contact Info
Postal Address:
USLMRA
1812 Glenview Rd.
Glenview, Il 60025
Phone: 847-729-7363
Fax: 847-729-4208
E-mail: letsmow@aol.com
Local Chapters
USLMRA Local Chapters are mowing and growing across the USA. Interested in becoming a Local Chapter, then contact Mow Central!
Affiliate Clubs
Have a local track or group of racers who want to join the fun? Then Affiliated Clubs could be the way to mow! Please see following
Host a Race
Interested in bringing a race to your town or venue? Then contact USLMRA Mow Central!
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Famous Quotes
| - | "How ridiculous. Only a man would
come up with something like this."
(Wife of former Sta-Bil Brand Manager upon hearing about Mike's involvement
with the USLMRA.)
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| - | "Anything less than a 2,500 mile trip is
just a commute!"
(Veteran Texas racer Bob "Tiny"
Frennesson, who puts more than 7,000 miles on his truck
each season travelling the STA-BIL Lawn Mower Racing Circuit.)
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| - | "We're the Grateful Dead of
Motorsports!"
(USLMRA President, Bruce Kaufman.)
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| - | "Keep the rubber side down."
(Recent STA-BIL Nationals FX Champion Kevin
Penne offering one of his keys to success.)
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| - | "You Race That?!"
(Heard by everyone that sees Michael Bonville's racing
mower for the first time.)
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| - | "I am Mr. Mow It All"
(None other than the President of the
USLMRA, Bruce Kaufman.)
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| - | "You mowed it for her and you can mow it
for me...
Now mow it, mow it again!"
(Humphrey Mowgart, Tractablanca, we think.)
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Lawn Mower Racer Names
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Geronimow |
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Sodzilla |
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Mr. Mowjangles |
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Prograsstinator |
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Turfinator |
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Hedge Hog |
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Weedy Gonzales |
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Lawn Ranger |
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Garden Gangster |
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Ace of Blades |
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Blades of Thunder |
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Mowdacious |
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Mowron |
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Mowertician |
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Blade runner |
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Precious Mowments |
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Mr. Mow It All |
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Lawnsome Dove |
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Yankee Clipper |
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ProMowtion |
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Mowna Lisa |
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Born to Mow |
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Mowto Rican (Carlos Reices) |
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Bat Mowbile |
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Mowchanic |
Calls to Action!
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Ready, set, mow! |
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On your mark, get set, MOW! |
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Mow for it! |
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Get the mow on the road |
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Get your MOW JO working!
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Miscellaneous Puns
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Mowjectile |
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Mowzeratti |
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Coupe de Grass |
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Mow Dependent |
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Mow re ri |
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Friend or Mow |
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Mow For It |
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Mow for your money |
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Mow nonsense |
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Mow fear |
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Mowbody's business |
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Mow where to turn |
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Mow where to run |
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Mow shoes, mow shirt, mow
service |
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Edgar Allen Mow |
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Mow me the way |
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That's mow business |
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Chicago - Mow Kind of Town |
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No matter where you mow,
there you are |
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Barry Manimow |
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U.S. Mowrines |
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Mowrio Lemieux |
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Tuesdays with Mowry |
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Mowssouri, the Mow-me state |
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Juan Mow Time |
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Dr. Mow (from James Bond) |
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Mow Truck |
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Mow Jam Footballs |
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Mow way. Way! |
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Mowry Wills |
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Mowny Bennett (some racer
who sings) |
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Mowlogna (a racer's
favorite food) |
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Mow it out your ear
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You reap what you mow ( a
philosophical racer) |
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Mownica Lewinsky |
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How mow can you go? (when
a racer cheats) |
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Mow blow
(cutting someone off in a race) |
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Mow what? |
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Mow, Larry and Curly |
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Mowly cow! (Harry Carry
calling our race) |
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The Big Mow (making to the
majors, i.e. the STA-BIL series) |
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Lefty Mowve (famous
pitcher who also races) |
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Mowver and a shaker
(like Bob Stormer) |
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Mow Better Blues |
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Mow Be Deck |
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The Clippin'dale Dude and
the Lawngerie Ladies" |
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"The Grassed and the
Furious" |
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